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August 07 2014

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the x files + tumblr posts

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alotofbeautyinordinarythings:

The Office + text posts
part one

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

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Reposted byeatglitterr eatglitterr
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alotofbeautyinordinarythings:

They’re adorable.

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

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LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

wifipassworcl:

when you try to make a funny post

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ladypaceofmirkwood:

Weight gain Tips From Chris Pratt

this man is a gift and we must cherish him

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Filed under: Things Maks would get Meryl

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archangel223:

That’ll be 10 groot please. 

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I. AM. GROOT.

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

DONT GO BACON MY HEART

I COULDNT IF I FRIED

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